Vive Magazine: The First Holiday with Your Newly Acquired Family
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The First Holiday with Your Newly Acquired Family
You were raised in an observant Jewish family, but you've married a Midwestern guy whose family is Lutheran. Guess what his mom is cooking for Christmas? Ham. This is just the beginning! The first holiday with your newly-acquired family is bound to be a mindfield of faux pas, etiquette quandaries and eggshell-treading moments.
So her's my advice: Have fun with it. If your new partner loves you, chances are his or her family will too. (Or maybe they won't.) But remember: You didn't choose your new family any more than your partner did.
Consider a worst case scenario: The family is making mental notes about you--the way you look, communicate, your credentials as a potential husband/wife to their preceious loved one, whether they'd be honored or humiliated to have you as part of their extended family, etc. The best you can do is demonstrate respect and admiration for your significant other. His or her relatives will observe most closely how you treat their family member, and how happy he or she is with you.
Another thing to remember is that holidays are supposed to be joyfull--not stressful--times. Even if you don't celebrate this particular holiday, or don't celebrate it in this way, the mere fact that all these people have come together with you is a tribute to the importance of your love relationship and the holiday itself. Try to see this event in a positive ligh, and you'll have an easier time of it. Ask your significant other qustions if their traditions are foreign to you, so you can be prepared.
Her are 15 more tips to help you navigate around thos land-mines at your first holiday with the new in-laws.
15 In-Law Holiday Survival Tips
By Nicholas Aretakis
Your first holiday with the in-laws is bound to be a minefield of faux pas, etiquette missteps, and eggshell moments. If you make an effort to get along with your new in-laws, however, your loved one will love you even more.
Here are 15 tips to help you navigate around the landmines at your first in-law holiday.
Don't pull a Ben Stiller. Avoid calamities à la Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents, like being so uptight that you go overboard, exaggerating details of your livelihood or how wonderful you are--details that cannot be substantiated. Just be yourself. When in doubt, look at your lover and remember that he or she picked you for good reasons.
Be reserved. Holidays are emotional times when everyone's worst side comes out--everyone except you, that is. Be polite, respectful, and reserved; don't try to dominate conversations or overshadow your new acquaintances.
Dress for success. Consult your mate. Does the family get dressed up? How dressed up? Ascertain the proper attire, and dress in such as way as to make your in-laws comfortable.
Woo them with food. No matter what their culinary tradition, everyone loves to eat and drink. If you're hosting, make sure guests are well fed and they'll have a good time. If you're a guest, come bearing gifts of food and drink.
Mind the menacing mom. There's no figure quite as frightening as "The Mom." Please her and you're golden. Offend her and you'll have months of groveling ahead--or years, if she holds a grudge. Best advice: Display respectful, mature, and loving behavior toward her precious child--the one you're stealing from her! Don't pander to the mom or overly fawn over your loved one.
Set up "safety zones." If you're hosting, set up more than one area so you and others have a chance to move around and escape an obnoxious guest. Create food and appetizer stations in different areas of your house or apartment. If you're a guest, mingle and move about to avoid getting trapped.
Bring a functional gift. Purchase a gift your in-laws will use. Some ideas: a nice bottle of wine (assuming alcohol is not taboo); a bouquet of flowers; chocolates; a cheese-of-the-month subscription; car wash gift certificates; online gift cards; or movie-theatre passes.
Name that relative. Ask your partner to tell you a brief or funny detail about every member who will be there, and retell them to him or her. That way, when you meet relatives, you'll remember their names. Always address old-timers as "Mr." or "Mrs." unless they invite you to use their first name.
Break the ice. Come prepared with great ice-breaking questions, such as "What do you love to do in your spare time?" You can quickly learn whether Uncle Bob is into sports, guns, movies, etc., and get him to talk about what he likes. Even if all you did was ask questions and listen, your in-laws would have a good impression of you.
Chat up the parents. It may be more fun to chat with that kooky red-headed cousin, but be sure to spend time with your significant other's parents; they should be first priority. Come armed with backgrounder tips from your partner so you can begin conversations with, "I understand you and your wife met at a pro football game," or "I hear you are a Civil War buff."
Sniff out the "nosies." Beware the nosy relative who wants to do some fishing for problems in your bloodline or scandals in your past--there's always at least one. To avoid revealing things you'll later regret, make a mental list beforehand of taboo topics, and prepare diversionary conversations to steer the talk elsewhere.
Be moderate. Don't make a slob out of yourself by over-eating or indulging in too much alcohol. Limit yourself to one or two drinks, and then convert to water or a soft drink.
Help the host and hostess. Offer to bring in some wood for the fire, clear the table, or entertain the kids. You could have the wrong education, ethnicity, and religion for this new family, but if you're helpful, you'll be perceived as "blending."
Follow up with a thank-you card, email, or call. Make sure to let your guests or hosts know--within two or three days--that you enjoyed their company, family, and the event.
Make light--or make nothing--of dietary obstacles. If you encounter something you don't like or can't eat or drink, simply abstain. If you are questioned, be prepared with a neutral--noninsulting--answer, such as, "I'm not a huge fan of beef, but I adore all these side dishes."
The most important thing is being happy and compatible with your significant other. But it can be a real bonus if you can genuinely enjoy the company of potential future in-laws and relatives. If you make a good first impression, it makes life so much easier on your partner, and also makes the holidays a time to look forward to instead of dread.
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Nicholas Aretakis is a top-selling author whose newest book is Ditching Mr. Wrong: How to End a Bad Relationship and Find Mr. Right (Next Stage Press, 2008, www.DitchingMrWrong.com).
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